Knock knock.
Ding-dong!
Ding-dong!
Knock knock.
Ring-ring. Ring-ring.
Knock knock. Knock knock.
Knock knock. Knock knock.
Ding-dong. Ding-dong. Ding-dong.
Knock knock.
Ding-dong.
Splat
What? What’s that?
Why? What? Who?
Someone’s throwing tomatoes at me.
That’s odd.
I’m not famous for selling off council houses, or sinking ships, or causing mass unemployment.
Why would anyone throw a tomato at me?
Oh, it’s Lopsy.
Ring ring. Ring ring.
Ring-ring. Ring-ring.
this is the usual epic standard! the knitted hat for the letterbox is amazing, and needles have been slicking as other knitted items appear. Why indeed throw a tomato at poor Tom; what has he done to deserve it….desperate means. Above all, Tom’s eyes are now shut!